I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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