Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
do nipples grow back?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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