break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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