Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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