but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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