question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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