He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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