He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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