The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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