Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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