i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
