i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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