therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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