that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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