just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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