porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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