That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Randomize
