that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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