Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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