So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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