your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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