she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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