yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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