got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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