Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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