She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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