was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
