i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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