on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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