New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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