No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Barsexuality is the new black.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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