is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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