You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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