Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
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