ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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