how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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