party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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