Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she pinky promised me she was 18
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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