so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
