I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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