when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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