so explain again why im purple
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So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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