butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
