There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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