well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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