i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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