just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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