Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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