I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
