this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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